Notice of Eviction

Dearest Ashlyn Grace,

I am issuing 60 day notice for EVICTION. Tenant will have 60 days in which she can either gather her belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, she will be physically removed from the property.

She's being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made! Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home.

On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances. After 60 days from this day that she doesn't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

Love, Mommy

P.S. This eviction notice was blatantly stolen from a random online message board....I do not know who the original author is, but I am definitely not the first uncomfortable, desperate pregnant lady to steal their very accurate and well written letter.